Elau, Champion of the King

Kerian's less uh...refined comrade-in-arms. He's head of the royal guard, and also I'm pretty sure he has rabies. 

I refuse to think too deeply about the lore of this setting because I don't need another goofy porn setup turning into an actual story, but: a human army gets sent out to find somewhere for the citizens of their city to relocate to and they eventually find the elf kingdom. So they're like, "Oh sweet, these nancies are going to pose no challenge whatsoever, let's conquer them!" and immediately get their asses handed back to them by the elves, who are all weapons-grade terrifying and alien. They think the humans are cute for trying.