Modern Stone Age Woman

Home after a hard days work at the Bedrock Geological Survey *, Barney walks in the front door. Putting his briefcase down, he plods into the kitchen to get his usual after-work kiss. Betty, slaving away in the kitchen, has a little after-work surprise for him...

Barney:Honey, I'm home!

Betty:How was your day, dear?

Barney:Ehh, you know. Mass extinctions, rumors of global cooling, the continent dividing...the usual. So, what's for supper?

Betty:Fried porkasaurus chops.

Barney:Ooooo! My favorite!

Barney stops dead in his tracks, standing is the kitchen doorway, staring wide-eyed at his wife. Betty, all but completely naked, looks over her shoulder as she stands at the kitchen counter.

Betty: (smiling seductively) What's the matter dear?

Barney: (pointing at Betty) Wh-what...!?

Betty:I thought I'd give my hard working man a lil' surprise after a long, grueling day at the office.

Barney: (pointing at Betty's feet) No... Wh-wh-what are...!?

Betty: (glancing down) Oh, theeeese! Don't you like them? I got 'em on sale at Bloomingstone's. They're the latest fashion from Pareé-Rocheux! They're called -shoes-.

Original Art by Alex Hiro

Color and Edits by Phillipthe2