No more smalltalk

We sit on the floor downing the bubbly, and there is a certain kind of tension in the air. Eva is having repeated wardrobe malfunctions and she doesn't seem to bothered by it the least bit. I'm starting to feel stiff, both figuratively and literally, so I rise up to stretch.

"So, what did you have in mind for tonight?", Eva asks as innocently as she can.

"How'd you feel about playing video games?", I quip.

"Oh... You see a TV or a console in here?", Eva inquires.

"Well, no", I reply. "However, I do have a back-up plan..."

Eva gets up on all fours and her breasts fall out of her dress for good.

"And what might that be?", she asks not bothering to cover up anymore.

I pause briefly, both to pick up courage, and to amp up her anticipation. "Oh, I'll just fuck you senseless", I tell her as matter-of-factly as possible.

"Nice thinking!", she exclaims cheerfully as her eyes light up.