Numbskulls (Fred, Ernie, Ed)

Why did I hire these three again? Oh, that right, they are well-hung, treat the women well, and are as funny as all fuck in our burlesque shows. They are sort of our version of the Three Stooges, only a lot more nasty mouthed when they start fighting over a woman.

"It's my pussy! I seen it foist!"

"Aw no Ernie, I seen her first, she's giving me the googly eyes. Num num!"

"Shaddup you two! Slap! Slap! That's my pussy! Find yourselves another hole to stick yourselves in!"

"Oh! Like this one? Doink!"

"GET YOURSELF OUTTA THERE BEFORE I KILL YA!"

Ah, Hell, at least we still have comedy down here.

-Vex