Queen of the Demonweb Pits - Cora's Kleavers

Planar Refugees

One of the more unique aspects of Arrallon being a planar nexus was the inconsistencies that travelers often found.  The greatest perhaps were the Gods that had been slain in the Arrallonian reality, yet remained elsewhere in the multiverse of multiverses.  The most well known of these of course, was the three times slaying (and ultimate final destruction)  of Lolth.   And for whatever reason, when adventurers were kidnapped by some higher power and sent into alternate realms, it was as often as not into regions where Lolth still existed, so that they could, once again, slay Her.  It did ledn a certain strange humor to the tales told around taverns by experienced adventurers.

"And that's how we killed Lolth,…"

*snicker* "Join the club, we've all killed Lolth in one reality or another."

"Yeah, but did you bring back a half dozen gorgeous warrior babes from Faerun, Toril and Taure?"

"Where the Hells is Taure,…?"

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Corralla Coregan, aka Cora Kleavage, was one such lucky adventuress.  Another street fighting Rogue Warrior from the tough streets of Wyreport in Carellon, Cora was one of the busty babes on Nimrod's Goldenballs' maiden voyage of the Boob Cruise.  The airship was sabotaged and everyone went down at sea (of course, most were going down on the airship before the disaster, but that's another story).  Survivors made it to an uncharted island where they lived for a month or so before absconding with a visiting pirate ship and making their way to the orient.  Naturally, that didn't work out either and the ship was sucked into the abyss by Lolth herself.  Thus began Cora's adventure to defeat Lolth and return home to Arrallon.

Where she landed, she met a Tiefling Ranger she'd known from back on Arrallon.  Lazquarren Baelgammot had traveled with her on a previous adventure in the Western UnderDark during the Drow Wars.  Besides being a Tiefling, she was also a shapeshifter skilled in the Hermaphrodite powers of sexual shapechanging.  She wielded a sword unlike any other, a Sword of the Erotics that had apparently been made with a Githyanki Silver Sword as the base and blade.

Along the way, she met some old friends, namely a certain horny Herm who also happened to be one of the Guardians of the Sisters of the Pearl, Lainey Kallagard, also from Arrallon and one of the survivors of the ill-fated Boob Cruise.  Lainey had been trapped in one of the regions accessed by the planar gateways within the Demonweb and was being held captive by a band of Trolls who took turns trying to "break" the puny human.  Little did they know that an Arrallonian Herm could fuck them all into unconsciousness and slit their throats while they slept.  The all too good Lainey refused to go quite that far, merely seeing to their perverted desires willingly and hoping for an escape.  Naturally, Cora showed up with a band of others she'd met and/or rescued and slaughtered the Trolls to the last.

Others Cora had known from previous adventures she found scattered here and there as well.  Within a passageway into a Faerun temple, she found Baenre Quiverquim, originally from Faerun and yanked back there by a vengeful Lolth to be sacrificed by Drow priestesses.  A little vehement bloodletting later, the former member of the Red Sisterhood was rescued and joined Cora's trek to return to Arrallon.

Behind another gateway, Cora managed to find Myrstyn Killiryn locked away in a dungeon, the prisoner of some cruel overlord.  Overlord killed, his men butchered, and the serving girls of the fortress treated to both their freedom and a massive herm orgy, Cora collected her old friend from the Western UnderDark, a Drovik WarPriestess of Eilistraee, and headed on to their next challenge.

Not far from there, in a small pocket dimension attached to the Demonweb, they found another old friend; though Cora hesitated to use that term too loosely around the likes of Candilyn Aurgensucka.  Candy, as she was known, was a few spiders short of a full web.  Nobody really knew what she worshipped, who or why.  Nobody could get a cogent answer regarding her past, where she was from, or what reality she even came from.  Cora only knew that she'd cum across her in the tunnels of the Western UnderDark, but that Arrallon wasn't the world she was originally from.  Something in her past, in her strange journey to Arrallon, or just the screwed up genetics of her particular breed of Drow Elf had left her crazier than a New York democrat (that Earthling detective, Ginger O'Malley used to say that,… never knew what it meant, but it sounded about right).  Whatever her problem, she was a decent sorceress and she loved huge fireballs.

In a strange, alternate world of Caer Sidi, Cora and her band battled a horde of orcs, ogres and ginats working for one of Lolth's Yochlol and foiled a plot to assassinate the Duke of the land.  In one of the taverns within their city, they found Jani Dias, a Bard from Waterdeep in Faerun.  Jani was busy working as a prostitute to pay her way, but was more than willing to strap her leather back on and leave with Cora if it meant she'd get back to her own world, or even Cora's.

Through one of the last gateways, they entered a strange water world, where the whole planet was a massive sea and only a few scattered islands were populated.  Ruled by Pirate Kings and vicious warlords, they fought almost everywhere they went.  The male dominated world had never seen females with such power, strength and iron will before, so they were outnumbered and hounded wherever they went.  After weeks of sailing, commandeering more than a few ships along the way, and slaughtering entire pirate crews (or fucking them into unconsciousness and letting Lainey do herm magic on them), they finally found a place to get some rest before returning to the gateway and back to the Abyss.  There, in a rundown sailor's tavern and inn, they met the last of their band, another Tiefling.  This one was a Half-Demon, a Barbarian native to this strange sea world.  She also had the Hermaphrodite power to transform into whatever sex she wished to be.  Her blue skin marked her as a creature of the sea, and her skill as semenship gave them much needed aid in returning to the gateway.  Zigguresh Guzzlkuhm proved time and time again how she'd earned her name, but they decided to just call her Ziggy for short.

Once they made their way to the final test, to face Lolth in Her own Spidership deep within the Demonweb, fought their way through Giants, Dragons, Demons and Lolth's own special monstrosities, the final battle against Lolth Herself was somewhat anticlimactic.  The real trap though, seemed to be what happened afterwards.  The eight of them were trapped there on the Spidership, on the 66th layer of the Abyss, for weeks.  Of course, there was plenty of everything they needed there, and it did give Cora and her girls lots of time to scavenge every last gold piece from Lolth's vaults.  Yet, sleep would not come easily, for they all suspected that Lolth was simply playing with them and they'd be attacked again at any instant.  Then the miracle happened,… far away, in Cora's own reality, Lolth was slain for the last time.  The quantum incongruity of her presence in Lolth's Spidership in some other reality caused a snap back effect.  Cora, all her grilfriends and all their stuff was sucked back through a quantum tunnel to a deserted beach somewhere.

After a few hours of detections and scouting, Cora realized they were on the northern coast of Beotharn, not far from Ophir.  With all her cash, all her newfound power, and all her luscious girlfriends,… it was time to retire to a nice mansion in the tropics and live a life served by well hung houseboys and fawning politicians.  But Cora's Kleavers would not simply settle down and get fat and lazy,… adventure would call to them, again and again,… and on the barbarous Dark Continent,… there was always something needing killing.

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Zigguresh Guzzlkuhm

Teifling/Half-Demon/Hermaphrodite Planar/Barbarian (Pirate)

Baenre Quiverquim

Drow Elf (Faerun) Thief-Assassin

Lainey Kallagard

Human (Arrallonian/Atheaen) Paladin/Erotic/WarMage of Aphrodite

Corralla Coregan, aka Cora Kleavage

Human (Arrallonian/Carellonian) Rogue Warrior

Myrstyn Killiryn

Drow Elf (Arrallonian/Drovik) Fighter/Cleric/WarPriestess of Eilistraee

Candilyn Aurgensuka, aka Crazy Candy

Drow Elf (Toril) Mage

Jani Dias

Human (Faerun) Bard

Lazquarren Baelgamott

Teifling/Hermaphrodite Ranger