Surprise? What Surprise?

It was the end of a hard work day, and I was pretty happy to get back at home...

While entering the living room, I remarked something really different...

First off, there was the music... Straight from a night-club... I thought my wife used to avoid this kind...

Then, there was an almost naked young woman, disguised as a very sexy maid. She was there, standing on a footstool, and cleaning the dust on top of our huge mirror.

She was staring at me with quite interest, which added to my surprise...

Last, my wife was sitting on the sofa, the legs carelessly opened. She was wearing nothing but a small colorful top and the shortest skirt she could find. I even ignored that she had such clothes in her wardrobe...

My wife and I have been married for such a long time that we became more friends than lovers. I knew that she was having an affair with someone else, and we were both agreeing with the situation.

We were still happy to live together. I met her when she was 14 and me 15, and we've remained perfectly accomplice from that day on.

But with regard to the sexual part, after 20 years we were both agreeing that it was over, without regrets.

I was lost in my thoughts, looking at nothing special, when my wife stopped reading the newspaper. She then lifted her head and smiled at me.

I looked at her but even though I was sure that she was my wife, I wasn't able to recognize her...

New hair cut?

New clothes?

The music?

I was even wondering if I was in the right house but the furniture and the big picture frames on the wall were a proof that I was in the right place...

She interrupted me

Hi honey! D'you remember when last week-end I was telling you that I was preparing a big surprise?

Me, trying to gather my thoughs

Hi! Ur... well... Yes... But what's this all about?

Chuckling, she responded

Well then... Let me introduce you to your surprise: here is Melissa, at our service, and yours of course...

In the meantime, the young woman was slowly approaching. What a sex-appeal... I was trying to concentrate on her so cute face when my wife went on with her explanations

Oh dear, your surprise is awesome. I know that on your side you don't have problems with the women, but I wanted also a feminine presence here, as I'm going to start a new job that will pull me out of the house quite often..

I was about to respond when two delicate and sweet hands grabbed me, and two lips met mine...

The sensation made me... wake up! All this was only a dream, and I was still in my bed, troubled by the realism of what I had been dreaming...

My wife (the real one this time, phew...) was indeed kissing me, her hands on my cheeks.

Sorry honey but I have to go: Lara is waiting me for a full day of shopping. You're going to be alone the whole Saturday because we'll go to the restaurant afterwards...

Still half sleeping, I was there, sitting in my bed, wondering what I was going to do today when she left our room.

I was still lying back in my bed, slowly recovering of the sensations, when she came back three minutes later. Popping her head in, she said

Oh! sorry... I almost forgot: there's a huge surprise for you in the living room... Don't wait too long!

And she ran away...

The time I realized what she said, the main door clapped and I almost shouted

 Surprise? What surprise??