1034 Naked Adventure

“Where are you, naked bitches?” the mercenary says from somewhere above them.

Lilith sighs. “You really ought to reconsider who you are working for, love.”

“The Shangchi Foreign Ministry hired them!” Midnight says.

“Well they are garbage,” Lilith sighs, “most of them anyways. You are making our job either a lot harder, or a lot easier, at sorting through them and finding the hot ones for our naked tribal orgy later.”

“There is going to be a what?” Midnight says.

“Trust me,” Lilith says, “you’ll like it.” She leans closer to Midnight’s ear. “I will help you through it and we can pay special attention to each other there.”

“Um,” Midnight swallows hard, “I hunt vampires, not do ritual jungle sex for a living.”

“A little ritual jungle sex would do you good,” Lilith laughs.

“You are not seriously picking through the men we brought here and using them for sex!” Midnight says.

Lilith nods. “Either that or let Luna have them all. Well, she can have most of them in fact, but we need to save the ones who don’t belong here and give them a shot at redemption. It is the good guy thing to do. This isn’t some video game where all the bad guy mercenaries are mindless drones without a life or personality. Simple shapes to kill for a cheap thrill.

Those are people. Lives. Before you take a life, it is right to judge it by actions, and give them a chance to change their wicked ways. And, if they are worthy, reward them for seeing the light and becoming a better person.”

“You have heard of social media,” Midnight says, “right? Sarah can’t shut up about it, and forgiveness and redemption can’t happen anymore because of people ganging up on each other and becoming a violent mob.”

“People acting like their enemies are simple shapes to kill for a cheap thrill?”

“I heard you!” the mercenary says. “Don’t touch my games you pro-censorship naked bitches!”

“Don’t bring video games into this again,” Midnight says. “You are going to get him more mad at us than he already is.”

“Well,” Lilith says, “he is the one who can’t separate fantasy from reality.”