Climactic Foreshadowing

"Hey, all its you're girl, Sonja! So Labor Day is come and gone and you know what means - we can't wear white any more! (wait, do people actually wear white? Pastels are so in this season, amirite?) Annnyways! Summer is ov-ver and that means its time to start getting ready for my annual Spook-tacular! I know it's only September, but remember ladies, the only thing that should be late is your period! So, my BFFF Mabs told me about this totally awesome haunted sanitarium up the road? Like, its supposed to be haunted by all the ghosts of people who were experimented on and ewww, who believes in ghosts? N-E-ways, me and my totally hot stud muffin decided to go check it out in advance - in the daylight of course! GOOD NEWS! It totally still has power! The DJ (A certain mouse said yes!)  will love it! We found this really odd table with this huge light and we're gettin' a lil' friskay ifyouknowhwatImean! Of course, this is my new leather jacket so babe is totally taking one for the team while I ride him all yeehaw style! Hope you're enjoying the show! And don't worry about those odd bangs, I think there's some animal trapped in one of those weird metal cabinets behind us..."