Cora's Kleavers - Lazquarren

Lazquarren Baelzengor

Tiefling/Hermaphrodite herm Lvl 9 Ranger-Arcane Ranger

Corrala Kleaver, or as she was more commonly known in the stripper and porn circuit, Cora Kleavage, headed off with a few of her girlfriends on the infamous first annual Boob Cruise on the Tripod Production airship some years back.  As we all know, the airship was sabotaged and the fact that many of the Night Raptors were onboard for the trip meant that Lolth cursed the whole damned cruise, passengers and crew alike.  The airship exploded somewhere over the Atlantean Sea and it was assumed all hands were lost.

But when you have a band of adventurers on board like the Night Raptors,… well, they're harder than cockroaches to kill.  As it turned out, they and a dozen or so survivors washed up on an uncharted island and spent a month or so waiting to get rescued.  They eventually commandeered a pirate ship that unluckily put ashore there and made their way east to the westward.  But that's another story.

Cora and many of the surviving passengers headed out on a different ship they passed in the shipping lanes and tried to return home to Wyreport in Carellon.  But Lolth's curse was with them the whole way.  Cora and a very few others survived being sucked down into Lolth's Demonweb and thus began her great adventure in the Abyss and across several attached alternate planes of existence.  Cora, and the girls and herms she attracted along the way, made it back to Arrallon, where she settled down on a plantation on the north coast of Beotharn, in the region known as Ophir.  And of course, she brought all those fellow plane hardened adventurers back with her to enjoy the fruits of their success, and eventually Lolth's total destruction.  They are known as Cora's Cleavers.

One of the more bizarre encounter she had on her trek was a Tiefling Hermaphrodite who seemed to prefer cocks in place of herm horns.  Lazquarren Baelzengor was more than a mere sex toy for planar despots, however.  She was a skilled Arcane Ranger, talented in Erotic magic rather than the normal evocations and druidic spells.  Herm preferred weapon was a trident, but one that had been ensorcelled to sprout three dicks instead of pointy spikes,… she called it her Pitchfuck.

Well, they didn't keep herm around for herm witty repartee.