Home Movies - Part 29
Nov 13, 2023
Shego: (thinking) Oh, this takes me back.
Sitting atop a teacher's desk, dressed in her old ’Miss Go‘ attire, Shego casually swinging her legs back and forth as the Tweebs set the classroom up for the next shot. Opposite the former teacher, her ‘students‘ look much the same as they did when she was teaching…bored and inattentive. They could almost pass for college kids…Kim and Bonnie have filled out and are now long past their gangly teenage years...but, high schoolers? Not so much.
Shego chuckles to herself, watching as the pair of thirty-somethings squirm in their seats…the buxom women looking rather uncomfortable, stooped over while crammed into high school-sized desks. The scene would almost be believable if it weren’t for…
Bonnie: This is so stupid. Nobody’s gonna buy us being catholic school girls.
Kim: Nope... Not with those stretch marks. More like a catholic school girl’s mom.
Bonnie: Says you. How much did that doctor down in Tijuana cost you, Lil Miss Silicone?
Kim: Eat me, botox queen.
In a huff, Bonnie tries to get up from her desk, her hip catching on the edge of the desktop. In doing so, the desk's metal frame lifts off the floor, landing with a clatter as the brunette frees herself. Kim bursts out laughing, drawing a scowl of ire from the embarrassed, red-faced woman. The grinning redhead silently mouths 'fat ass', Bonnie, in turn, flips her the bird before turning towards the door.
Bonnie: Fuck this! I'm out!
Jim and Tim simply shake their heads, eyeing the grinning redhead as Bonnie diva-stomps out of the classroom.
Tim: Greaaat, just great. Thanks for that, big sis.
Jim: So much for the detention threesome scene. Do you have any idea how much cashola I had to spread around to get a high school classroom for the night?
Kim: Uh-uhh. Don't get shitty with me, Lil bro. I wanted to do the 'no free rides' bit, but noooo...somebody got a discount on schoolgirl costume rentals. Britney was even gonna let us use her jet...for free.
Jim and Kim stare at one another in silence, each of them wrinkling their noses in mutual contempt.
Tim: So, what now? Do we scrap it?
Shego, unwilling to go home without something to show for it, leans back and begins to rifle through the teacher's desk. It's not that she needs the money...her and Dr. Drakken having knocked off two armored cars, a top-secret DARPA lab, and a jewelry depository this past week alone...she just likes the idea of being a supervillainess -and- an adult film starlet. Coming up with what looks like someone's homework, she grabs a pen and begins to scribble. Clearing her throat, she holds up the sheet of notebook paper for the others to see.
Tim: Oh, you're a genius.
The homework now has a circled 'F' letter grade and a handwritten note: 'See me after class'. Kim looks at the sheet of paper, smiles, and then begins to unbutton her tiny, plaid skirt.
Shego: Not you, little schoolgirl.
The dark-haired bad girl looks at Jim, giving him a lecherous grin, then gestures towards his crotch with a waggle of her finger.
Shego: Loose the pants, shorty.
Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2
Sitting atop a teacher's desk, dressed in her old ’Miss Go‘ attire, Shego casually swinging her legs back and forth as the Tweebs set the classroom up for the next shot. Opposite the former teacher, her ‘students‘ look much the same as they did when she was teaching…bored and inattentive. They could almost pass for college kids…Kim and Bonnie have filled out and are now long past their gangly teenage years...but, high schoolers? Not so much.
Shego chuckles to herself, watching as the pair of thirty-somethings squirm in their seats…the buxom women looking rather uncomfortable, stooped over while crammed into high school-sized desks. The scene would almost be believable if it weren’t for…
Bonnie: This is so stupid. Nobody’s gonna buy us being catholic school girls.
Kim: Nope... Not with those stretch marks. More like a catholic school girl’s mom.
Bonnie: Says you. How much did that doctor down in Tijuana cost you, Lil Miss Silicone?
Kim: Eat me, botox queen.
In a huff, Bonnie tries to get up from her desk, her hip catching on the edge of the desktop. In doing so, the desk's metal frame lifts off the floor, landing with a clatter as the brunette frees herself. Kim bursts out laughing, drawing a scowl of ire from the embarrassed, red-faced woman. The grinning redhead silently mouths 'fat ass', Bonnie, in turn, flips her the bird before turning towards the door.
Bonnie: Fuck this! I'm out!
Jim and Tim simply shake their heads, eyeing the grinning redhead as Bonnie diva-stomps out of the classroom.
Tim: Greaaat, just great. Thanks for that, big sis.
Jim: So much for the detention threesome scene. Do you have any idea how much cashola I had to spread around to get a high school classroom for the night?
Kim: Uh-uhh. Don't get shitty with me, Lil bro. I wanted to do the 'no free rides' bit, but noooo...somebody got a discount on schoolgirl costume rentals. Britney was even gonna let us use her jet...for free.
Jim and Kim stare at one another in silence, each of them wrinkling their noses in mutual contempt.
Tim: So, what now? Do we scrap it?
Shego, unwilling to go home without something to show for it, leans back and begins to rifle through the teacher's desk. It's not that she needs the money...her and Dr. Drakken having knocked off two armored cars, a top-secret DARPA lab, and a jewelry depository this past week alone...she just likes the idea of being a supervillainess -and- an adult film starlet. Coming up with what looks like someone's homework, she grabs a pen and begins to scribble. Clearing her throat, she holds up the sheet of notebook paper for the others to see.
Tim: Oh, you're a genius.
The homework now has a circled 'F' letter grade and a handwritten note: 'See me after class'. Kim looks at the sheet of paper, smiles, and then begins to unbutton her tiny, plaid skirt.
Shego: Not you, little schoolgirl.
The dark-haired bad girl looks at Jim, giving him a lecherous grin, then gestures towards his crotch with a waggle of her finger.
Shego: Loose the pants, shorty.
Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2
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