Pulled over

“Hi honey. I’m calling to let you know that I’ll be a little late for diner. I just got pulled over for speeding….. yes, I know but I just wanted to try out that cute car you bought me……… Ticket?... Uhhhhhmm, I think they will let it slide with a warning…… Why?….. Well you know that I can be quite convincing….. What do you say?….. Heavy breathing and moaning?…. Uhhhmm… road accident…. Yes, same spot…..what are the odds…. They are administering first aid right now….. poor souls…. Yes, see you soon…. Love you too babe.”