Sexer's License for the New Economy

In an alternative reality, the Nude Economist Reports:
Sex Work Nationalized by Benz Dover

With the increase of Sex Content Creators and Workers in the United States due to a mass export of jobs to automation and foreign countries, the President Erect has created a new Federal Office to regulate the sex industry. Special provisions related to health and safety will be given. Sex workers will receive healthcare if they are active. Jamie S. Boner will be the  new Secretary of Sex.

“Given the use of these workers in society, it is vital that mandatory medical checkups are done to insure the health of their customer base, the American People. “ The president Erect  said earlier today.

He continued in today’s addressed to state his grand vision, “No American should have to explain embracing medical conditions to their spouse. More important young women and men will be able to service domestic and foreign business leaders and delicates as never before. We will make America the world’s #1 whore house with the absolute best job training and medical checkups for sex workers than any other country on the planet. ”  

Candy Jobs one of the young social media whores had this to say as one of the first holders' of a National Sexer’s License:

“It’s totally fucking awesome. I get it some traditional conservatives like my mom are like your body is a gift and I need to respect it, but I do. I take care myself, I don’t fuck just anyone and having this office and health care is a dream come true. Plus, I’m also a nympho.”

I asked her about the National Sex Tax and her thoughts, she sated : “Look, I get it, not everyone is cut out to fuck for money. It’s a free fucking country, and this really helps a lot of women, and even men who do. And, I also fuck for charitable causes, I fuck to feed the homeless, so I don’t see anything fucking wrong with this. “

Many have accused the President Erect of fucking up the economy the unfun way by corporate mandates and encouraging free fucking trade. Only time will tell if and open fucking economy is a good for the country.