The Castaway’s Account

When I came to on the beach, I realized I was the sole survivor of the capsized ship. I was approached by a native of the island. She was quite lovely and incredulous of first seeing a white man. She helped me to the village where the residents of the island were friendly and helpful, aiding me with food (which is quite good) and shelter. They wear very little and have no shame in their near nakedness, which is quite charming. They are also quite amorous, allowing many of the local ladies to nurse me back to health by encouraging sexual relations. Until I have a chance to rejoin civilization, my stay here will be a pleasant interlude and a blessing.