The New Gods - Cumariel

The New Gods - Cumariel

When the immortal True Hermaphrodite, Cumariel, decided to pursue the greatest power of all, S/he had a plan that was foolproof.  All s/he needed were the right fools to make it happen.  And s/he set about manipulating events that led to what is now known as "The Lord of the G-Strings" incident.

Cumariel changed herm major, as it were.  S/he gave up the gentle talents of Erotic magic for the more useful spells of the Diabolist.  And for a time, in the east of Callona, that is how s/he was known, simply as The Diabolist.  S/he conjured a familiar, a special agent of the mighty Narlecox, an Allura named Zepsclul’goreeble,… but everyone knew herm as Cockgobble.  Together, they laid the plans for the most ambitious treasure hunt in history, the recovery of the lost Artifacts of Aphrodite.  An assortment of gifts to the great Goddess of Love, its was said that whomever possessed all eight would gain the powers of a God/dess themselves.

So, with adventurers battling to retrieve them before villains might, the artifacts were found, one by one, and stolen or subverted by Cumariel and herm allies.  Of course, all those who also sought the artifacts were defeated or tricked along the way.  Finally, Cumariel possessed them all; the Dildo of Eros, the Aegiel of Anteros, the Girdle of Pothos, the Pearl Necklace of Hedylogos, the Nipple Rings of Tyche, the Cock Ring of Hymenaios, the Pasties of Himeros, and finally, Hermaphrodite's G-String.

With them all, S/he became a God/dess.  S/he joined The Nine's crusade to conquer Hell and displace its ruling class.  The Revolution in Hell, led by Princess Aura, Granddaughter of Asmodeus and Tiamat, succeeded beyond anyone's wildest imaginings.  The Nine assumed control, each of their own layer and each according to their specific Domain of Sin.  But Cumariel wasn't interested in ruling in Hell.  Rather, S/he only wanted Herm Godhood and the power to do as S/he pleased for all eternity.  And so, in a remote section of Malbolge, controlled entirely by Herm divine power, a fortress arose.  Those who had seen Herm hidden castle outside of Mauritius would recognize all the rooms inside, for S/he had duplicated it in its entirety. 

There, for ages to cum, S/he would enjoy the fruits of Herm labors; well hung herms to delight Herm holes, busty worshippers and cock hungry acolytes to suck Herm unholy juices, and the knowledge that Herm unholy cum was being harvested and used across the multiverse to corrupt and mutate races everywhere.  In the end, Herm only real goal was to turn all sentient species into cum hungry Hermaphrodites that would serve Herm sexual appetites for all time.

But Gods have a habit of eventually being defeated.  Some simply fade away.  Others are slain by the very race they supposedly brought into being.  How long before the Diabolic God/dess of Lust, Perversion and Really Big Cocks meets Herm match?