Home Movies - Part 18

Kim, having gotten her fill of pretending to be a super spy again...and gotten herself filled in the process...settles back into her usual filming routine.  Aside from the occasional trespass onto school property or two, everything seems to be back to normal. 

Having successfully made their filming quota...and made their producers and investors happy...Kim and the Tweebs sit in the living room brainstorming future filming projects.  Half-watching / half-ignoring a young and overly precocious Macaulay Culkin outwits the Wet Bandits for the um-teenth time, an idea pops into Kim's mind.

Kim: Hey, have ever done a holiday-themed one?

Tim: I'm pretty sure Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern aren't available.

Kim glaces over at Tim and rolls her eyes, then grabs the remote and turns the TV off.

Jim: You mean like, full-on Santa and his eight tiny reindeer?

Kim: Yes...and before you even think about, I don't do jolly, old fat men...

Tim grins, raises his finger in the air, and begins to say something.  Kim, knowing full-well what he is about to suggest, holds up her hand and interrupts him.

Kim: ...and we're NOT doing another animal one.  Gawd knows, I still getting enough hate mail from the PETA-nazis as it is.

Jim: Well, I guess that rules out 'little Suzy' in her see through nightie 'surprising Santa'.

Tim glances down at a bowl of Christmas candy on the coffee table in front of him and immediately has an 'ah-ha' expression on his face.

Tim: Hey, what kind of a prop budget do we have?

Jim: Coupla hundred bucks.  Why?

Tim: Four words: giant novelty candy cane.

Jim: What, like the plastic ones the neighbors line their driveway with every year?

Tim: No, I means the real ones...like softball bat sized.  Coupla hot chicks, coupla Santa hats.  The house is already decorated.  Call it a Christmas party, holiday sleep-over...whatever.  One sees it, the other has the same idea.  Bada-bing, bada-boom.  Cheap, easy to shoot, and we don't even need to leave the house.

Jim: Dude, you're a genius.

Kim: Uh-huh.  So let me get this straight.  You want, what?  Probably me and some other 'chick' to pretend to be in the holiday spirit while we shove a giant confectionery up our va-jay-jays for several hours?  That about right?

Tim: Yep.

Kim: A giant -peppermint- confectionery?  (shakes her head)  Pass.

Original Art by Gagala

Edits by Phillipthe2