Overruled!

Judy Ken Sebben (disguised as Birdman's super secret sidekick, Birdgirl) sits behind the desk of her dearly departed father, having only recently been willed controlling interest of the law firm of Sebben and Sebben.  Shuffling a few documents around the desk, Judy stabs the intercom button with her index finger...

Judy: Birdman, get in here!

Precisely twenty-seven seconds later, Harvey opens the door and pokes his head inside.

Harvey: You wanted to see me, Judy...

Harvey, steps inside the door, winks and points at her, giving Judy a 'gun finger' gesture with a both hands.

Harvey: Errrr, I mean, 'Birdgirl'.

Judy: Siddown, Harvey.

Harvey ambles across the room, stopping to stare at the side table next to the chair.  Unlike her father and his spacial orientation difficulties, Judy actually points at a chair in front of her desk.

Judy: Well, I guess I'm your boss now...and you know what that means.

Harvey: I have to walk your standard poodles?

A pack of angry poodles growls at Harvey from across the room.

Judy: No, it means that since I'm your boss aaaand your super secret sidekick, you can no longer know my secret identity.

Harvey: Well, I don't see why not?

Judy: It's a conflict!

Harvey: Ehhh, I don't get it...

Judy: I went over it with HR.  I have to erase your memory with my... 

Judy pulls out an aerosol container resembling a can of mace and points it at Harvey's face.

Judy: Birdgirl Mem-o-race!

Harvey stares at her with a confused expression on his face.  

Judy: (smirking alluringly) But, before then...

Instead of spraying him with the substance, Judy sets the container down, reaches over and presses a button next to the intercom box.  The office doors lock with an audible 'ka-click'.  Outside the office doors a lighted sign saying 'meeting in progress' begins to flash.

Secretary: (over the intercom, mono-tonal) I'll hold your calls, Miss Sebben.

Judy stands up and pushes her chair back, unsnapping her utility belt as she does so.  Dropping the belt to the floor, she walks around the side of the desk while unbuttoning her suit coat.  Flinging the coat aside, Judy steps in front of Harvey and leans back against her desk.  Smiling demurely, she begins to unbutton her blouse, revealing a black low-cut push-up bra that barely holds in her massive breasts.

Tossing the blouse aside, Judy reaches behind her back and unzips her skirt.  Standing, she pushes the skirt and her costume leggings down her thighs, exposing a garter belt and fishnet stockings beneath them.  Arching her back and pushing her chest out, she bends at the waist, sliding both garments to her ankles.  Straightening back up, Judy grins at Harvey seductively.  Harvey stares at her, blinking with a bewildered expression on his face, scarcely noticing that she isn't wearing any panties.

Judy, standing before Harvey in nothing but her undergarments and a pair of high heels, reaches up and slips off her mask.  Holding the mask between her legs, she raises her eyebrows and cocks her head to one side as if to say "well?"  Harvey continues to stare at her with a dazed expression.

With a 'poof' and puff of purple smoke, the disembodied head of Mentok the Mindtaker appears next to Harvey.  Neither Harvey nor Judy seem phased by his sudden appearance.

Mentok: Ay, chihuahua!  Jesus, Harvey.  Does she have to spell it out for you?  Cuz, you know...if you're not gonna hit that.  I've got chilled bubbly...  Maybe a little Barry White?  Oh...and you're due in court in thirty minutes.

With another 'poof' of smoke, Mentok disappears, but not before grinning and giving Judy a little wink.  Harvey's confused and dazed expression instantly changes to one of complete comprehension.

Harvey: Thirty minutes!  I object!

Fifteen minutes later the wavering voice of Harvey can be heard thundering throughout the halls of Sebben and Sebben.

Harvey: BIIIRRRDDMAAAANNN!

Judy sprays Harvey in the face with her canister of 'Mem-o-race'.

Harvey:  Ahhh, my eyes!

Judy: Overruled.

Original Art by HD-2

Commissioned by Phillipthe2