Diane's theory of relativity

Diana read: "The more sublime the love, the lower the kisses." She pondered: - "Perhaps the author is talking about cunnilingus and blowjob as a manifestation of the most sublime love. But that's just the middle of the body. It turns out that those people who kiss these places, love only in half strength. Is it possible that in order to show the highest degree of love, one should kiss the feet? Yes, that's definitely true. But what if a girl, for example, has her legs amputated. Then kissing her labia is the ultimate expression of love. I wonder if Einstein wrote that in his theory of relativity. I'll have to read Einstein." Diana sighed thoughtfully.