Goblin Butt

As Goblins became more cosmopolitan and began living around the more civilized peoples study began in earnest of their physiology and culture. What researchers found fascinated them.

As was already assumed, Goblin females are extremely gregarious highly fertile, but what was not known until recently was the scope of these facts. Female Goblins are fertile with all known intelligent peoples, many individuals seeing what they call "longshanks" as more desirable mates. These unions, however, do not produce a cross-species offspring, but more Goblins.

Even more fascinating was that, given their extreme birthrates, low age of fertility and now-reduced death rates, that evolutionary pressures began to favor those seen as more sexually desirable, as opposed to mere survivability. This, coupled with a new predilection among female Goblins for, shall we say, alternative styles of intercourse as a form of birth control, has led to an increase in the size and shape of secondary sexual characteristics - namely the buttocks.

This, along with Goblin's well-known love of song, has led to a rather amusing piece of music, if Goblin song could be called music, titled "Baby Got Back." A peculiar song praising females with a large posterior.